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Lisle Odeline is the salt of the friggin earth

Have I ever told you that Lisle Odeline is the best defenseman in the entire NHL? I don't care about Rayborg and I don't care about Marty McSorely. Forget them. I mean, Lisle really is the salt of the earth. He's the cat's whiskers AND meow.... Such an asset. Such an asset.

Let me tell you about Lisle Odeline. You think Gregor Schwindle is fast? Well Lisle Odeline can outskate that shmuck two to one.
Trust me. I know. And also Lisle Odeline has a pet iguana. Gregor Schwindle doesn't have a pet iguana. And all good defensemen have iguanas. Everyone knows that. It's like the cardinal rule of the defensemen code, going all the way back to the dawn of time! You have your defenseman in one hand, your iguana in the other. I mean, that's just the way it's always been.

How can Schwindle even dare to compare to Lisle Odeline? I mean there's just no comparison. Odeline's a better defenseman pure and simple...he's quicker, he's better looking, and boy can that boy skate...upside down, backwards, loop-de-loops, salchows...you name it, he can do it--and with style. And unlike some people (not to mention any names...ahem...Shwindle...ahem), he ACTUALLY HAS an iguana. Lisle Odeline may be many things, but an iguana-hater he is not.

Posted By: Slobedan Milosevec
Email: HAIL_STALIN@kremlin.ru
Date: Tuesday, November 11 2003
Time: 17:38
           

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