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Where would we be without TV commercials? How would we know what to buy? Where would we hear new jingles to whistle as we walk to work? The world would be a very grim place without commercials.

That's why I decided to make a power hour made up of entirely TV commercials! This contains all kinds of commercials, including famous commercials, hilarious retro ads, foreign ads, and a TON of local commercials that are laughably terrible.

RULES: Drink a shot of beer every time the text comes up on screen! By the end of the hour, you will drink six beers...and want to go out and buy stuff.



Download TV Commercial Power Hour

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Commercials In The Power Hour

Here's the list:

1. PEPSI - Michael Jackson Pepsi Generation
2. GUNS & TIRES - Don's Guns & Allied Discount Tires
3. POLE POSITION - Pole Position videogame for Atari 7800
4. MINI MALL - Flea Market Discount Furniture ("It's just like a mini mall")
5. BUD - Budweiser Frogs & Budweiser Iguanas
6. BEANS & BEEF - Bush's Baked Beans "Roll that beautiful bean footage"; Wendy's "Where's The Beef?"
7. A. BURR - "Aaron Burr" Got Milk?
8. GAP - Gap pants ads: "Mellow Yellow" Cords; Swing khaki
9. KRASS BROS. - Five short commercials for Krass Bros. clothing ("Store of the Stars!")
10. SODOMY - Soesman Language Training ("I wanna fuck you in the ass"); and '80s Plumpers hot dog commercial
11. PROBABILITY - Bangkok Insurance
12. OFFICE LINEBACKER - Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
13. THE HAMMER - Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro lawyer
14. JUMP IN - Xbox 360 Jumprope
15. MONSTER - Monster.com "When I grow up"; Monster.co.uk "Voices"
16. CRAZIES - Crazy Gideon's Electronics and Crazy Eddie's
17. MOVE - Nike "Move" Olympics
18. WHASSUP? - Original Budweiser "Whassup?"
19. BATTERIS NOT INCLUDED - '70s "Star Trekulator" calculator; Chargertron '80s toy
20. GEICO - Geico caveman at the airport; "Tiny House"
21. BIG AD - Carlton Draught "Big Ad"
22. ARNOLD IN JAPAN - Three short Japanese ads starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
23. FAST TALKER - Fed Ex "Fast Talker"
24. I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP - LifeCall Emergency Response system
25. NORTON FURNITURE - Marc Norton's Furniture in Cleveland
26. AS SEEN ON TV - The Clapper; Chia Pet
27. CHILDREN - Zazoo Condoms
28. PROTEST - Absolut Vodka Pillowfight Protest
29. GUNS - SuperSoaker Oozinator; Nerf or Nothin'
30. MORNING - Folger's "Happy Morning"
31. SECURITY - Jhoon Rhee Self Defense; Eagle Man Insurance
32. CHEATIN' HEART - Pepsi Coke Deliveryman
33. AYD's - Ayd's Diet Pills
34. HEADACHE - Head On "Apply directly to the forehead"
35. SPEED - BMW M5 land speed record
36. DRUGS - "Snake" Parnership for a Drug-Free America; RoboCop / Boys' Club; "Brain on Drugs"
37. MEAN JOE GREEN - Coke "Mean Joe Green" Superbowl ad
38. HUGE - Billy Fuccilo Automall
39. BRAINWASHED - Church of Scientology "Trust"
40. DANCE - Pizza-N-Go "Makin' The Pizza"; Wet Pets San Pablo
41. SWING PORTRAIT - Tiger Woods Nike Golf "Swing Portrait"
42. FISH & FRAUD - John West salmon; Unfortunately placed Hotels.com ad
43. HOUSEHOLD NECESSITIES - Mr. Appliance; Moo & Oink grocery stores
44. WAIT - Guinness Beer "Rhythm of Life" reverse evolution
45. LIFE - CO2 legislation ad from Competitive Enterprise Institute
46. BALANCED BREAKFAST - 1950s Corn Flakes
47. BABES - "The Valley Ball" strip club; 1-800-2SellHomes
48. TIDDY BEAR - Infomercial for "Tiddy Bear" seatbelt pillow
49. LSD TRIP - Polish ad for Prusakolep cockroach spray; Carvel "Cookie O'Puss" cakes
50. STAND OFF - Xbox 360 handguns "Stand Off"
51. GOOD EATS - Purnell Old Folks sausage patties; Tootsie Roll Pops "How many licks to the center?"
52. IT - Bruce Campbell ad for Old Spice
53. TALK - Billy Dee Williams talks about Colt 45; Vern Fonk Insurance "Happy Holidays"
54. JAPAN - Grape Fanta; Hulk Hogan Hitachi ad; Drink milk Japanese ad
55. CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT FOR SCHOOL BOARD - Local election spot
56. MAC VS. PC - Two Mac vs. PC spots
57. BRITNEY - Pepsi dance ad feat. Britney Spears
58. FAMILY AUTO - Part of an infomercial for a local Florida car dealership
59. 1984 - Apple Computer "1984" Superbowl
60. BRAVIA - Sony Bravia television - superballs in San Francisco


Compiled By

Pete Berg
June 2007
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